Dude, Wall-E is probably my favorite pixar movie. Awesome love story.
Today I was at work doing my thang.
Some pretty hot hippie looking chick was rolling up. I sometimes dig hippie chicks.
Depending on my mood they’re my type.
Anyways as always I ask, “Finding everything ok?”
I never expect a real answer. I just want to show I care.
She says, “Yeah. Want to go on an adventure?”
Whoosh.
That was the sound of cupid’s arrow hitting me. Smack dab in my sweet fragile heart.
I followed her around the store like a lost puppy.
I know she tried touching me every chance she got. Of course on “accident.”
She wanted me. Baaad.